Advanced Topics; Seminar Two

It is aproaching 3am GMT. I have just finished a synopsis of Old English covering just-past the Battle of Hastings.
It reads as follows:
IN THE BEGINNING...The englands spoke Celtic. Then latin. Then maybe nothing!

THEN...the Fifth century happened! And the Anglos invaded.

AND...they pushed the Celts into the ocean!! Yay! And furthermore to Scotland and Wales!! Double yay!

MEANWHILE...the Anglos (Angles) were busy dominating the land! And breeding! And winning battles!

COINCIDENTALLY...the Saxons and Jutes travelled through the territory of the Frisians on their way to sack Britain and brought a few roaming armies with them.

TOGETHER...the Anglos, Saxons, Jutes, and Frisians (ordered here from strongest to weakest) pushed the Celts into Wales where they continue to 'say things wrong'.

AFTER ALL THE ETHNIC CLEANSING...the Anglo-Saxons formed their own people which they called "Nazis"



The real one doesnt say 'nazis'. I swear. Though it does name drop the battle of hastings three more times.